The Full English is the hilarious story of a father’s failed attempt to take his family on a once-in-a-lifetime trip to the United Kingdom, a disastrous trip ruined by his stratospheric expectations, his inner American, ennui fatigue, his wife’s meddling in his perfect plans, Alabama, his children’s massive indifference, the Doctor Who experience, ginger cookie based chemical warfare, sheep, The Beatles, a hermetically sealed bus full of the elderly, a militant librarian named Mildred.