What if Donald Trump met Jesus Christ face to face? "The Lost Gospel of Donald" answers this question with an irreverent romp through the Holy Land circa 30 CE, starring a familiar cast of characters. Birth, baptism, transfiguration, crucifixion, resurrection, ascension—it’s all here, in the unmistakable language (some real and some masterfully imitated) of The Donald. And the end? It’s murder…a Chapter 13 Donald will never recover from.