- 2018 INDIES Finalist
- Finalist, Humor (Adult Fiction)
Rachel Wallach has a great life—on paper. Millions of people fall in love with her words every day. Her greeting card sentiments are the stuff of legend in the industry. And yet she can't find the right girl in a Subaru full of lesbians. Canine-phobic Rachel inherits the neighbor's dog. Rachel's deaf-as-a-post grandmother, her grandmother’s clever, scheming match-making friend, and a mutt named Freud, all hell-bent on "helping" Rachel with her love life—what could possibly go wrong?